Wednesday, 23 August 2017

The Hallucinating Hobo

I was walking down a dodgy side walk when I saw a hobo eating his foot. I walked to him and asked him why are you chewing your foot? As he turned around I notice that he was hallucinating so I just walked off. Then I saw a garbage truck pick up the hobo guy with a garbage catcher thing, and then it drove towards me. As it came rushing towards me, me and a random cat jumped out of the way. With a click of a finger I woke up to see the hallucinating hobo sitting next to me.
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  1. Anonymous6 November 2017 at 20:13

    Crack up piece of comedy writing my bro. Next time research into the “thing”.

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