I just finished making my bacon, meatball and cheese sandwich when - a white energetic battery mascot burst through my wall and yelled: “GET YOUR BATTERIES TODAY!” Then he left. I was so sad because the debris had crushed my sandwich so I now I have to make a new one. So I hurried outside to get bacon, meatballs, cheese. When I came back I saw that my wall was fixed. Now I don’t have to pay for the damage. I walk through the door to find the stupid mascot in my house eating my sandwich! Then he gave me batteries.