Jimbo went down to the shop to get lemonade. He came back with a bottle of mountain dew and some raspberry
ripple ice cream flavoured whipped cream. Jimbo isn't the smartest cabbage in the patch, obviously, So he died and met Mr Reaper. Mr Reaper was so scared of Jimbo that he jumped up into the real world and turned into wood. People now days walk past the "Haunted Forest" and see the Grim Reaper for themselves they do selfies and photoshop him into other pictures not knowing he will get them one day for embarrassing him on the internet.
I love, love, love the 'cabbage in the patch' line. And, the link to some satire with reference to selfies and Photoshop. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteMr. M. (Team 100WC)
Cambridgeshire, UK