Hi my name is Ralph and I live in the beautiful, exotic place called Sweden. Now I have a problem which I don’t know how to explain. I have a monster in my room. Yes, it’s true, I have a large anxious beast living in my bedroom closet. Every Night I just hear it scraping my door with its massive claws. Tonight i’m going to stay up to see what the beast really is. It was 2:00 am in the morning and I saw it. I tried to run but as the door slammed, I knew I was screwed.